FUN FICTION
Tokoh utama Justin Bieber dan Shay :)
Follow yah @mimin_rinna
Hari ini aku berada didepan Avon theater, aku ingin menemui Justin.
gila! mana mungkin Justin ada disini. aku bertemu dia disini itu hanya
kebetulan. udah 2 jam aku disini, dimana Justin??? {dimana, dimana, dimana? Author lol}
3 jam,4 jam, 5 jam , 6 jam aku pulang.
pagi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Aku
ke Avin theater lagi, aku benar-benar ingin menemui justin, aku ingin
mengucaPkan terimakasih dan memberikan kue coklat bentuk hati ini. mana
Justin??? 26 detik,3 menit, 2 jam, dia tidak ada lagi. Aku memutuskan
untuk pergi ketaman, ya! sekarang aku lumayan tahu tempat2 dikota ini.
aku duduk dibangku taman.
"dasar bodoh, kenapa kau ini shay??? selalu memikirkan dya, Justin??? itu semua hanya kebetulan."
lalu aku makan kue bentuk hati itu.
Disekolah..............
Ya! ini sekolah baruku, 2 temanku caitlin dan jazmin, mereka baik.
Caitlin dia pintar dan berwawasan luas sehingga dia dijululuki kamus
berjalan dia selalu mengoceh, menceritakan kisahnya kenpa dia bisa
sekolah disini entah apalah aku tak mau mendengarnya [ jahat bgt] sedangkan
jazmine dia selau sibuk up date status, dan sering kali dya mengajak ku
bolos sekolah, dugem, dll yg membuat kita have fun.
Hari Senin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Pelajaran Fisika, benar-benar membisankan. "shay" bisik Jazmine.
"ya' jawabku dengan nada pelan. "boring nih, cabut yuuk!!"
"hah! lu gila! ini kan jam pelajaran miss killer!"
'halah! cemen banget si lu,!" katanya dengan wajah meyakinkan
"okay, tapi gimana caranya, Caitlin diajak nggak?"
"udah deh!! kalo ngajak caitlin malah jadi masalah, ayo jangan banyak ngobrol lompat jendela aja!" ide jazmine.
kebetulan
tempat dudukku dengan jazmine belakang sendiri dan dekat jendela
jendelanya cukup tinggi sehinnga aku dan jazmine harus naik meja dulu
untuk mnggapainya. kami sangat berhati-hati agar ibu guru fisika killer
yang sedang menulis didepan papan tulis itu tidak menengok kebelkang,
"hah! shay, jazmine kalian berdua mau kemana???" teriak caitlin
dan.........
apa yang terjadi,,,
next gag nieh?????
Label
- About Justin Bieber (10)
- Just Dreaming (8)
- Quote (8)
- Terjemahan Lagu Barat (8)
- About Me (4)
- Cerpen (3)
- Puisi (2)
Sabtu, 26 April 2014
With You,, :-) part1
FUN FICTION
Tokoh utama Justin Bieber dan Shay :)
Follow yah @mimin_rinna
Sore Hari.......
Aku mengelilingi kota Starford, Ontario Canada dengan menggunakan sepeda. Hanya ingin melihat-lihat saja gimana sie Canada itu? yan sekarang aku tempati.
Kaneshay Carell itu;ah namaku yang akrab dipanggil Shay. Aku baru disni dulu ku tinggal diMeksiko Mom & Dad memutuskan pindah keCanada karena ada bisnis disini. Uurku baru 16 tahun.
1 jam bersepeda..........
"shhhhiiiiiittt" aku hentikan sepedaku. Aku baru sadar kalau aku bersepeda sampai jauh dari rumah.Padahal aku belum tahu kota ini.Hah! aku nyasar! Oh....God!! dimana aku sekarang?????nggak bisa pulang.
lalu aku melihat-lihat jalan sekitar,sambil menuntun sepedaku,inidimana??? tanyaku dalam hati.
Aku ingin menelpon Mom& Dad tapi sial aku tidak membawa ponsel.
And oh, I’m into you and
Girl no one else would do
With every kiss and every hug
You make me fall in love
And now I know I can’t be the only one
I bet there’s hearts all over the world tonight
With the love of their life who feel
What I feel when I’m with you, with you, with you, with you, with you… ohhh(girl)
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you… ohhh
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you…
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you…
Babe yeah
Siapa yg lagi nyanyi???! tepat didepan gedungyang bertulis Avon theater seoran cowok memakai topi dan berjacket hitam sedang bernyanyi dan memainkan gitarnya.Aku beranikan diri untuk mendekatinya,
"hai" sapaku. Cowok itu melihatku dari bawah sampai atas dan seperti berfikir sesuatu.
"woooiiiii, gue say hai sama loe" kataku membuyarkan fikirannya.
"ada apa??"kata cowok itu
"boleh aku tanya sesuatu?" tanyaku. dan cowok itu hanya menganggukn kepalanya.
ini dimana?? aku nyasar kamu tahu alamat ini Lakefield K06 HO, Kanada (sorry alamat palsu,) wkwkwkwk
"tahu, ayooo aku antar" katanya dan langsung menaiki sepedaku,aku terdiam.
"kok bengong ayo cepat naik!" katanya dan aku langsung menaiki sepedaku,aku lihat dia dari belakang dia tampan.
huussshhh,,, bicara apa aku ini,cowok ini kayak gag pernah senyum
1 jam..................
"apa ini rumahmu" tanyanya ketika sampai disebuah rumah.
"iya benar" jawabku girang.
"oh,ya sudah aku pulang dulu!.Dia meninggalkan ku dan sepedaku,aku bingung dengan sikapnya kenapa cowok ini aneh,cuek,pendiam,dan tak acuh padaku (yaiyalah, org blom kenal) wkwkwkwk
"wooooiii" aku teriak dan dia mendengarnya dia menoleh padaku."nama kamu siapa???" tanyaku dengan nada tinggi.
"justin, justin drew bieber" jawabnya lalu lari dan jauh jauh jauh...................
padahal aku belum mengucapkan terimakasih ku padanya, klo gag da dia aku nggak bisa pulang,
Tuhan pertemukan kembali aku dengannya,, dia sangat tampan dan baik hati, Aku mohon Tuhan........
Justin P.O.V
Bodohnya diriku tidak menanyakan siapa nama cewek itu.Sepertinya aku belum pernah melihat nya disekitar sini. Dia begitu manis dan cantik. hah! kenapa aku kepikiran dia terus,,
Tuhan pertemukan kembali aku dengannya,, Aku mohon,,,,
Apakah mereka akan bertemu kembali???????????
nie Jd pertama gue, please coment/like,,
klo jelek ntard gue hapus n gag gue terusin nie jd...
sekian dan terimakasih.....................

Tokoh utama Justin Bieber dan Shay :)
Follow yah @mimin_rinna
Sore Hari.......
Aku mengelilingi kota Starford, Ontario Canada dengan menggunakan sepeda. Hanya ingin melihat-lihat saja gimana sie Canada itu? yan sekarang aku tempati.
Kaneshay Carell itu;ah namaku yang akrab dipanggil Shay. Aku baru disni dulu ku tinggal diMeksiko Mom & Dad memutuskan pindah keCanada karena ada bisnis disini. Uurku baru 16 tahun.
1 jam bersepeda..........
"shhhhiiiiiittt" aku hentikan sepedaku. Aku baru sadar kalau aku bersepeda sampai jauh dari rumah.Padahal aku belum tahu kota ini.Hah! aku nyasar! Oh....God!! dimana aku sekarang?????nggak bisa pulang.
lalu aku melihat-lihat jalan sekitar,sambil menuntun sepedaku,inidimana??? tanyaku dalam hati.
Aku ingin menelpon Mom& Dad tapi sial aku tidak membawa ponsel.
And oh, I’m into you and
Girl no one else would do
With every kiss and every hug
You make me fall in love
And now I know I can’t be the only one
I bet there’s hearts all over the world tonight
With the love of their life who feel
What I feel when I’m with you, with you, with you, with you, with you… ohhh(girl)
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you… ohhh
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you…
With you, with you, with you, with you, with you…
Babe yeah
Siapa yg lagi nyanyi???! tepat didepan gedungyang bertulis Avon theater seoran cowok memakai topi dan berjacket hitam sedang bernyanyi dan memainkan gitarnya.Aku beranikan diri untuk mendekatinya,
"hai" sapaku. Cowok itu melihatku dari bawah sampai atas dan seperti berfikir sesuatu.
"woooiiiii, gue say hai sama loe" kataku membuyarkan fikirannya.
"ada apa??"kata cowok itu
"boleh aku tanya sesuatu?" tanyaku. dan cowok itu hanya menganggukn kepalanya.
ini dimana?? aku nyasar kamu tahu alamat ini Lakefield K06 HO, Kanada (sorry alamat palsu,) wkwkwkwk
"tahu, ayooo aku antar" katanya dan langsung menaiki sepedaku,aku terdiam.
"kok bengong ayo cepat naik!" katanya dan aku langsung menaiki sepedaku,aku lihat dia dari belakang dia tampan.
huussshhh,,, bicara apa aku ini,cowok ini kayak gag pernah senyum
1 jam..................
"apa ini rumahmu" tanyanya ketika sampai disebuah rumah.
"iya benar" jawabku girang.
"oh,ya sudah aku pulang dulu!.Dia meninggalkan ku dan sepedaku,aku bingung dengan sikapnya kenapa cowok ini aneh,cuek,pendiam,dan tak acuh padaku (yaiyalah, org blom kenal) wkwkwkwk
"wooooiii" aku teriak dan dia mendengarnya dia menoleh padaku."nama kamu siapa???" tanyaku dengan nada tinggi.
"justin, justin drew bieber" jawabnya lalu lari dan jauh jauh jauh...................
padahal aku belum mengucapkan terimakasih ku padanya, klo gag da dia aku nggak bisa pulang,
Tuhan pertemukan kembali aku dengannya,, dia sangat tampan dan baik hati, Aku mohon Tuhan........
Justin P.O.V
Bodohnya diriku tidak menanyakan siapa nama cewek itu.Sepertinya aku belum pernah melihat nya disekitar sini. Dia begitu manis dan cantik. hah! kenapa aku kepikiran dia terus,,
Tuhan pertemukan kembali aku dengannya,, Aku mohon,,,,
Apakah mereka akan bertemu kembali???????????
nie Jd pertama gue, please coment/like,,
klo jelek ntard gue hapus n gag gue terusin nie jd...
sekian dan terimakasih.....................

anggap aja gaya justin kayak gini pas lagi nyanyi with you, chris brown,,,
Teenage Quote II
101. First day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebook
Middle of April: 1 pencil you found on the ground in the science
102. I need my glasses to find my glasses, do you see my problem?
103. Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions. . . When are they going to start making smart people?
104. School taught me how to sleep with my eyes open
105. I am jealous of some people. They can study for the entire day but I cant even focus for 5 minute!
106. Holidays ending . . . Roses are red. Violets are blue. Homework not done. Think of excuse. Teacher scold you. Tell her fuck you
107. *during math test* My answer: 28
Answer Choices: 17, 19, 26, 45.
Me: well 26 is closer to 28, so that must be the answer
108. Annoying Teacher: "Whoever doesnt like my class can leave"
*Me thinking*: You have no idea how much I would like to do that
109. How I do my homework: go to google and search, Ctrl A + Ctrl C + Ctrl V + Ctrl S + Ctrl P and homework done
110. Me: So depressed and fuck up. Family doesnt care. Pushing me to work harder like my ass gonna blow up
Society: Totally doesnt care
111. Why do people ask me what I want to do in the future when I dont even know what I want to do in 10 minutes get outta my face
112. *at class* blablabla I get it, this is easy.
*during test* What the fuck, What is this, What is that. I'm dead
113. To tired to finish studying and by finish I mean start
114. Do you ever want to grab someone in your class? And pull their face close while staring at them in the eyes the whispe, shut the fuck up!
115. Study . . . Stud . . . Stu . . . St . . . S . . . Sl . . . Sle . . . Slee . . . Sleep
116. Every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue
117. My favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test
118. Its raining my soul, its raining, but its raining dead eyes
119. I get nervous when I see others studying so much before the test
120. Its hard to try to make things right. When everything is going wrong. But its even harder to pretend everything's okay and act accordingly
121. Laugh at your problems . . . Everyone else does
122. What makes a child special is not good grades but their different way of looking at the world
123. Many people are so poor because the only thing have is money
124. Calling other people ugly, doesnt make you any prettier
125. Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater - Albert Einstein
126. Never look back for anyone, they are either there because they hurt you or didnt want to have you in there life
127. Me: okay brain, lets focus for just 45 minutes on this math test we can do this
Brain: DADADA BANANA LALALA AFRG SQUIRREL POTATO JAJAJAJA
128. I dont always study for tests, but when I do I still fail
111. Why do people ask me what I want to do in the future when I dont even know what I want to do in 10 minutes get outta my face
112. *at class* blablabla I get it, this is easy.
*during test* What the fuck, What is this, What is that. I'm dead
113. To tired to finish studying and by finish I mean start
114. Do you ever want to grab someone in your class? And pull their face close while staring at them in the eyes the whispe, shut the fuck up!
115. Study . . . Stud . . . Stu . . . St . . . S . . . Sl . . . Sle . . . Slee . . . Sleep
116. Every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue
117. My favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test
118. Its raining my soul, its raining, but its raining dead eyes
119. I get nervous when I see others studying so much before the test
120. Its hard to try to make things right. When everything is going wrong. But its even harder to pretend everything's okay and act accordingly
121. Laugh at your problems . . . Everyone else does
122. What makes a child special is not good grades but their different way of looking at the world
123. Many people are so poor because the only thing have is money
124. Calling other people ugly, doesnt make you any prettier
125. Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater - Albert Einstein
126. Never look back for anyone, they are either there because they hurt you or didnt want to have you in there life
127. Me: okay brain, lets focus for just 45 minutes on this math test we can do this
Brain: DADADA BANANA LALALA AFRG SQUIRREL POTATO JAJAJAJA
128. I dont always study for tests, but when I do I still fail
129. Parents,problems,school,work, friends,fakes,love,dating,responsibilities,drama,heartache,failures,stress, and happiness, its life
130. SOULMATES?
I think they exist. Just not always romantically. I think there are certain people you will meet in your life who you just connect with more than anyone else and you just know it isnt a typical thing and you understand each other perfectly. And this person wont always be your "significant other" I mean it could be your friend on sibling or parent or teachers or the person youre dating or Whoever, it could be just about anyone you've ever inteacted with.
131. I'm the type of person that wants to get good grades, but doesn't want to study
132. I hate when I change the answer on my test and the original answer was right
133. Imagine if I called the wrong number and the person who answered was a celebrity
"Hello"
"Mom?"
"No, this is Justin Bieber"
asdjkfghbf
134. "Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school" - Albert Einsten
135. R.I.P to everyone who fucked me over. You're all dead to me
136. The people from my school really inspire me to kill my self
137. Shit I don't like:
Mondays???
Math???
Slow textters???
Waking up early???
Being wrong???
Low battery???
Hoes???
Drama???
138. You must do the things you think you can not do
139. Dear YouTube,
I will always "skip this ad"
140. I can remember song lyrics from 2006 but not Whatever math formula we were learning yesterday
141. I dead with my personal problems the same why I study for test . . .
I don't
142. Just tell me all this is just a nightmare and I'll wake up soon and everything will be okay
143. I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life
144. That scary moment when you are about to sleep and horror scenes flash in your mind
145. Me: Wow I finally understand math
*moves on to next question*
Me: What the hell is this ? ? ? O.o
146. If life gives you question, Google gives you answer
147. R.I.P to my sleeping schedule
148. *first day of school* I'm actually going to try this year
*after first day* yeah, fuck this shit!
149. I'm scared for the world we'll live I'm when we're married and have kids
150. I'm so stressed about everything
151. I just like to be left alone Sometimes, no I'm not angry, no I'm not sad. I just like to be alone
152. I'm so fucking confused about my future.
It's so close and I'm so young. I have no idea what to do and what to think !
153. How to get ready for school : cry :'(
154. Talk about dance? Dance is not something to talk about. Dance is to dance
155. I'm the author of my life. Unfortunately, I'm writing in a pen and cant erase my mistakes
156. Seriously, life is better when you decide you dont care :-[
157. 3 Horrible Things
1. Seeing my mom cry
2. I cant see justin
3. Slow internet conection
158. I hate it when my phone decides to randomly jump out of my hand and attack the floor
159. Me at school : Can you stop talking because I dont care
160. Me after 2 minutes of studying : I just Cant do this anymore
161. Sometimes, giving up on your dreams is a better option than trying to complete them and get nothing at the end. It sound painful but is true :-C
162. Screaming "NOOOO" When the teacher starts erasing the board when you're not done copying
163. I never thought I could win but I'll try
164. All I do at school is wait for it to be over
165. I dont need a boyfriend
I need 12 million dollars and a donut
166. Things I suck at:
1. Being attractive
2. Being normal
3. Relationships
4. Texting back
5. Math
6. Life
167. On a math test: 2 + 2
Me: *uses calculator just in case
168. "PAGE NOT FOUND"
Well, bitch find it! !
169. Need money for college
Need college for job
Need job for money
WHAT?
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM? ??
170. The awkward moment when someone tells love you, but you have absolutely no feelings for him
171. Me: *does nothing all day* I'm so tired
172. Shit happens when I trust the wrong people
173. The fuck yea moment when the teacher calls on you because they dont think you were paying attention and you get the answer right
174. I hate that feeling when you're necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face
175. Bored of being bored because being bored is boring
176. I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on ._.
177. Getting paid to sleep.
That's my dream job┌(∵)┘
178. Remember when you judge someone, you don't define them, you define yourself
178. Single doesn't always mean lonely and relationship doesn't always mean happy
179. I wonder if teachers play the "who's a virgin" game in their heads in class
180. "wanna hang out? when are you free?"
181. In a school of 1000 people
-you know 600
-you like 250
-your friends 100
-your best friends 5
-you have a chance to love one
182. Fake friends are like shadows. Always near you at your brightest moments but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hours
FAAAKKK BITCH
183. Love is when no matter how many times you've failed him, he won't let you go
184. Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today. Because yesterday is gone and Tomorrow may never come
185. I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on
186. I Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
[¬_ ¬!!]
187. MOM & DAD,
I have dissapointed them times and times again but they never give up and stop loving me.
I love them so much! ಥ_ಥ
188. Why always thinking about him tonight ?
No, I'm not falling in love right?
Shit!!, stay away from my brain
189. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest 。_(-_-*)
190. I fake sleep when my family members come in my room so they don't talk to me
191. Current Emotion : I need money
192. I dont know how people can fake relationship. I cant even fake hello to somebody I dont like
193. Kid: what's a man?
Dad: a man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you
Kid: when I grow up, I'll be a man like mom
194. Don't fear the enemy who attacks you, but the fake friend who hugs you
195. When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, its normal. But when a boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's Serious
196. Without school, I'll be bored. But with school I'll be tired
197. Using your phone while it's charging can damage the battery - This is why the conds for charger are so short (⌣́_⌣̀)
198. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry
199. Sometimes you need a second chance, because time wasn't ready for the first one
200. You can fake smile, but you cant fake your feelings
Selasa, 08 April 2014
Teenage Quote
1. Parents just wont understand me Sometimes, they dont know how hard it is to be me
2. Me without my bestfriend at school = dead silent zombie
3. Dear Teachers, thank you for giving me homework to do and disturbing my holiday
4. I dont care about anybody else think and says about me, I am who I am, I'll just try my best to be good and be my self
5. Stop falling in love with people I cant get
6. In school, I want to go home. At home, I want to sleep now. In my dreams I hope theres no school tomorrow
7. Dear MOM and DAD, sorry I cant be who you want me to be. I cant be perfect
8. I hate it when I start to study and my TV and handphone are like "come here, turn me on and play me"
9. Study? Exams? Forget everything
10. I wish I could have a good, nice, and amazing day, today
11. That moment when you finally relax and comfortable in bed and your mom calls you to do something
12. Finding a friend who laughs when you laugh is easy, what hard is, finding a friend who cries when you cry
13 I am not sad anymore because I dont have feelings anymore
14. Sick of crying, tired of trying, yeah I'm smiling but inside I'm dying
15. There are no secrets to succes. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure
16. How can you sleep when your mind is full of thoughts?
17. I cant be around people who are always in a bad mood
18. That awkward moment when someone knows you, but you dont know them
19. People judge, people hate, but who cares. I'm me, I am awesome just the way I am
20. Hey, I've Exams soon, and this is crazy, but I'm not gonna study, cause I'm too lazy
21. No school = No stress
22. There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met yet, and 197 countries I have not visited. Yet I am stuck in this insignificant town, being pressured into making decisions about my future when I barely know who I am
23. Have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow I'm hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize youre the ugliest person to ever in habit the planet
24. I may not be the best kid. I may not always get good scores at school but someday I promise I will make my mom and dad happy
25. Monday morning + Wake up for school = Hell
26. What I love about weekend I can wake up late, I can stop studying and worrying about homework for a while
27. Whenever I try to study, I always just end up lying on my bed, lying with my phone, doing random stuff or on line
28. Stop saying " I wish" start saying " I will"
29. Dear Mom, thank you for believing in me,supporting me, non forgetting me, and loving me when no else would.
30. Keep calm and always be smiling dont let the sadness make you down. Okay?
31. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, its about learning to dance in the rain
32. Me at school : "I'll work on this at home"
Me at home : "I'll work on this at school"
33. I didn't fail the test because I didn't study, I failet it because my teacher fails at teaching
34. A friend is someone who understand your past. Believes in your future. Accepts you just the way you are
35. Boys who like me: 0
Boys who like my friend: 5.568.000
36. Holiday Expectation: going out, have fun and party
Holiday Reality: staying on line on internet, sleeping, eating, repeat.
37. Awe, look! My middle finger likes you!
38. Without Allah, I'll be nothing. I'll be feeling lonely. I'll be lost and I'll feel empty
39. Dear MATH, please grow up and solve your own problems
40. Stuff I ask my mom:
-Mom where's my towel
-Mom what do we eat for dinner
-Mom when do you come back
-Mom what time is it
-Mom where's my phone
-Mom what day is it
Stuff I ask my dad:
- Dad where is mom?
41. I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to my self as I watch my favorite TV shows, that out in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with boring people, who dont care about me, doing pointless things
42. My only two moods in school are TIRED and NO
43. Teacher: "you failed the test"
Student: "you failed to educate me"
44. Sometimes, when I say "I'm okay" I want someone to look me in the eyes, hug me tight and say "I know you're not"
45. If you think there is no love for you, you're wrong. God loves you
46. I'm tired of the fake people, drama, lies, and disappointments. I'm tired of getting hurt. I'm Sick of school I'm just tired
47. Didnt give a fuck yesterday. Dont give a fuck today, probably wont give a fuck tomorrow
48. *throws book at someone face* "WHAT WAS THAT FOR"
"I just facebooked you" haha
49. Not all goodbyes are sad. Example: "goodbye, class"
~ Promise me you'll never forget all times we spent together and promise me no one will take my place in your heart
50. Just because I always have a smile on my face, doesnt mean I dont hurt and that when I'm alone I dont cry
51. I'm sad, hurt, angry, mad, disappointed. I'll put on a happy face and move on. It will hurt but I will survive
52. Dont cry. Just say "Fuck you" and smile
53. Dear MATH, I liked you, until you hooked up with the alphabet. Sincerely, your such a whore!
54. I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE . . . . . . going back to sleep
55. Dont say youre beautiful when youre attitude isnt as beautiful as your face
56. Dear mathteacher, I dont care what F(x) is. Sincerely F(you)
57. Normal people laugh: hehe *cute smile*
Me laughing: HAHAHA *claps hands like retarded seal*
58. Teacher: 478 + x + 2230 = 5490. Find x?
Student: It is between 478 and 2230
59. Friend are like books, some are small and some are big, some are real, and some are fake
60. Whatever life gives me, even if it hurts me, just be strong and act like I'm okay. Remember, strong walls shake but never collapse
61. Depressed? Earphones in, volume up. ignore the world
62. I wanna have a good grades without studying
I wanna have money without working
But most of all, I wanna love withomu getting hurt
63. My school cares more about my uniform, my SPI, my SPP, than my education
64. I hate it when people stare at me and dont say anything I mean if you want an autograph or a picture just ask
65. My mouth automatically says "SHIT" when something bad happens
66. Me: okay its 7 a.m
Me: Just five second
Me: five minutes
Me: I should get up
Me: Five hours
Me: five days
Me: five years
67. That moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror, and think, "Damn. . . . Did I look like this all day?"
68. Tired but still need to study, lazy but still need to do homework, sleepy but still need to go to school
69. "can I borrow your pencil?" + "yeah sure" = Forever gone
70. School for 12 years, college for 4 years. . . Theo you work until you die. Great!
71. The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest
72. 1 hour on the computer feels like 1 minute and 1 minute of studying feels like 1 hour
73. I wish I could download clothes, food and money from the internet for free
73. School doesnt even test your intellegence, it test your memory
74. That extra 5 minutes of sleep in the morning really does matter
75. Do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about?
76. Reasons why I'm single:
ONE: I annoy people
TWO: I'm never anyones first choice
THREE: I fuck shit up
FOUR: I'm just bad with relationships
FIVE: I'm not liked
SIX: I am an ugly ass motherfucker
SEVEN: I spend my whole life locked away in dark room with food and a laptop
77. *goes back to school after a long break* How do I hold a pen?
78. High school changes people. Some for the better, some for the worst. But if one thing is true, you will find out who you real friends are
79. Dear school, can you please just give a break from homework and test, for like ever
80. Teachers and parents just dont understand how stressful it is to be a student in this generation
81. There is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
82. That "fuck everyone" mood
83. Sometimes I think I should study, but then I think mmm . . . Better not . . . .
84. Math problems: if Jim has 50 chocolate bars, and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. Jim has diabetes.
85. I miss my childhood:
- no stress
- no drama
- no bullshit
- no homework
86. Dont judge a book by its cover. My math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. I did not enjoy my self at all
87. Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off Facebook and unfollowed you and I hope your live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. bye, cunt.
88. Never forget your friends when you're in a relationship
89. How do people do their homework immediately after they get home? I need at least 3 hours before I can even think about touching my backpack
90. 1 week before Exams: I'll study, tomorrow
4 days before Exams: I'll study later
1 days before Exams: WHY DIDNT I STUDY EARLIER?
91. I hate when the teacher stands next to my desk while I'm answering my exam
92. Can we start over? Can we be strangers again? Let me introduce my self we can laugh and talk and relearn what we already know and come up with new inside jokes, and create new memories, and give each other a second chance
93. - You feel like sending another text
- You feel like they're bored of talking to you
- You feel like they've read it, and ignored it
- You feel like they're replying to everyone except you
- You feel like they're with someone else
- You feel like guilty for wanting to speak to them
- You feel like you're not as important as they say you are
94. Teacher: "the test is easy"
Me: "sure it is, you already know the answers"
95. In class: Wait what happened
In class: What do we do
In class: What do we write
In class: Whens the test
In class: What is this
In class: How do you do this
In class: What
96. School is a jail. Classes are the cells. Teachers are the security guards. And we are the prisioners
97. Shit happens everyday but it goes on, so dont forget to stay strong
98. School isnt helpful at all it just stresses me out and makes me feel stupid
99. Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness
100. Math is 10% thinking and 90% tears.
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