Middle of April: 1 pencil you found on the ground in the science
102. I need my glasses to find my glasses, do you see my problem?
103. Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions. . . When are they going to start making smart people?
104. School taught me how to sleep with my eyes open
105. I am jealous of some people. They can study for the entire day but I cant even focus for 5 minute!
106. Holidays ending . . . Roses are red. Violets are blue. Homework not done. Think of excuse. Teacher scold you. Tell her fuck you
107. *during math test* My answer: 28
Answer Choices: 17, 19, 26, 45.
Me: well 26 is closer to 28, so that must be the answer
108. Annoying Teacher: "Whoever doesnt like my class can leave"
*Me thinking*: You have no idea how much I would like to do that
109. How I do my homework: go to google and search, Ctrl A + Ctrl C + Ctrl V + Ctrl S + Ctrl P and homework done
110. Me: So depressed and fuck up. Family doesnt care. Pushing me to work harder like my ass gonna blow up
Society: Totally doesnt care
111. Why do people ask me what I want to do in the future when I dont even know what I want to do in 10 minutes get outta my face
112. *at class* blablabla I get it, this is easy.
*during test* What the fuck, What is this, What is that. I'm dead
113. To tired to finish studying and by finish I mean start
114. Do you ever want to grab someone in your class? And pull their face close while staring at them in the eyes the whispe, shut the fuck up!
115. Study . . . Stud . . . Stu . . . St . . . S . . . Sl . . . Sle . . . Slee . . . Sleep
116. Every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue
117. My favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test
118. Its raining my soul, its raining, but its raining dead eyes
119. I get nervous when I see others studying so much before the test
120. Its hard to try to make things right. When everything is going wrong. But its even harder to pretend everything's okay and act accordingly
121. Laugh at your problems . . . Everyone else does
122. What makes a child special is not good grades but their different way of looking at the world
123. Many people are so poor because the only thing have is money
124. Calling other people ugly, doesnt make you any prettier
125. Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater - Albert Einstein
126. Never look back for anyone, they are either there because they hurt you or didnt want to have you in there life
127. Me: okay brain, lets focus for just 45 minutes on this math test we can do this
Brain: DADADA BANANA LALALA AFRG SQUIRREL POTATO JAJAJAJA
128. I dont always study for tests, but when I do I still fail
111. Why do people ask me what I want to do in the future when I dont even know what I want to do in 10 minutes get outta my face
112. *at class* blablabla I get it, this is easy.
*during test* What the fuck, What is this, What is that. I'm dead
113. To tired to finish studying and by finish I mean start
114. Do you ever want to grab someone in your class? And pull their face close while staring at them in the eyes the whispe, shut the fuck up!
115. Study . . . Stud . . . Stu . . . St . . . S . . . Sl . . . Sle . . . Slee . . . Sleep
116. Every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue
117. My favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test
118. Its raining my soul, its raining, but its raining dead eyes
119. I get nervous when I see others studying so much before the test
120. Its hard to try to make things right. When everything is going wrong. But its even harder to pretend everything's okay and act accordingly
121. Laugh at your problems . . . Everyone else does
122. What makes a child special is not good grades but their different way of looking at the world
123. Many people are so poor because the only thing have is money
124. Calling other people ugly, doesnt make you any prettier
125. Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater - Albert Einstein
126. Never look back for anyone, they are either there because they hurt you or didnt want to have you in there life
127. Me: okay brain, lets focus for just 45 minutes on this math test we can do this
Brain: DADADA BANANA LALALA AFRG SQUIRREL POTATO JAJAJAJA
128. I dont always study for tests, but when I do I still fail
129. Parents,problems,school,work, friends,fakes,love,dating,responsibilities,drama,heartache,failures,stress, and happiness, its life
130. SOULMATES?
I think they exist. Just not always romantically. I think there are certain people you will meet in your life who you just connect with more than anyone else and you just know it isnt a typical thing and you understand each other perfectly. And this person wont always be your "significant other" I mean it could be your friend on sibling or parent or teachers or the person youre dating or Whoever, it could be just about anyone you've ever inteacted with.
131. I'm the type of person that wants to get good grades, but doesn't want to study
132. I hate when I change the answer on my test and the original answer was right
133. Imagine if I called the wrong number and the person who answered was a celebrity
"Hello"
"Mom?"
"No, this is Justin Bieber"
asdjkfghbf
134. "Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school" - Albert Einsten
135. R.I.P to everyone who fucked me over. You're all dead to me
136. The people from my school really inspire me to kill my self
137. Shit I don't like:
Mondays???
Math???
Slow textters???
Waking up early???
Being wrong???
Low battery???
Hoes???
Drama???
138. You must do the things you think you can not do
139. Dear YouTube,
I will always "skip this ad"
140. I can remember song lyrics from 2006 but not Whatever math formula we were learning yesterday
141. I dead with my personal problems the same why I study for test . . .
I don't
142. Just tell me all this is just a nightmare and I'll wake up soon and everything will be okay
143. I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life
144. That scary moment when you are about to sleep and horror scenes flash in your mind
145. Me: Wow I finally understand math
*moves on to next question*
Me: What the hell is this ? ? ? O.o
146. If life gives you question, Google gives you answer
147. R.I.P to my sleeping schedule
148. *first day of school* I'm actually going to try this year
*after first day* yeah, fuck this shit!
149. I'm scared for the world we'll live I'm when we're married and have kids
150. I'm so stressed about everything
151. I just like to be left alone Sometimes, no I'm not angry, no I'm not sad. I just like to be alone
152. I'm so fucking confused about my future.
It's so close and I'm so young. I have no idea what to do and what to think !
153. How to get ready for school : cry :'(
154. Talk about dance? Dance is not something to talk about. Dance is to dance
155. I'm the author of my life. Unfortunately, I'm writing in a pen and cant erase my mistakes
156. Seriously, life is better when you decide you dont care :-[
157. 3 Horrible Things
1. Seeing my mom cry
2. I cant see justin
3. Slow internet conection
158. I hate it when my phone decides to randomly jump out of my hand and attack the floor
159. Me at school : Can you stop talking because I dont care
160. Me after 2 minutes of studying : I just Cant do this anymore
161. Sometimes, giving up on your dreams is a better option than trying to complete them and get nothing at the end. It sound painful but is true :-C
162. Screaming "NOOOO" When the teacher starts erasing the board when you're not done copying
163. I never thought I could win but I'll try
164. All I do at school is wait for it to be over
165. I dont need a boyfriend
I need 12 million dollars and a donut
166. Things I suck at:
1. Being attractive
2. Being normal
3. Relationships
4. Texting back
5. Math
6. Life
167. On a math test: 2 + 2
Me: *uses calculator just in case
168. "PAGE NOT FOUND"
Well, bitch find it! !
169. Need money for college
Need college for job
Need job for money
WHAT?
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM? ??
170. The awkward moment when someone tells love you, but you have absolutely no feelings for him
171. Me: *does nothing all day* I'm so tired
172. Shit happens when I trust the wrong people
173. The fuck yea moment when the teacher calls on you because they dont think you were paying attention and you get the answer right
174. I hate that feeling when you're necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face
175. Bored of being bored because being bored is boring
176. I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on ._.
177. Getting paid to sleep.
That's my dream job┌(∵)┘
178. Remember when you judge someone, you don't define them, you define yourself
178. Single doesn't always mean lonely and relationship doesn't always mean happy
179. I wonder if teachers play the "who's a virgin" game in their heads in class
180. "wanna hang out? when are you free?"
181. In a school of 1000 people
-you know 600
-you like 250
-your friends 100
-your best friends 5
-you have a chance to love one
182. Fake friends are like shadows. Always near you at your brightest moments but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hours
FAAAKKK BITCH
183. Love is when no matter how many times you've failed him, he won't let you go
184. Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today. Because yesterday is gone and Tomorrow may never come
185. I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on
186. I Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
[¬_ ¬!!]
187. MOM & DAD,
I have dissapointed them times and times again but they never give up and stop loving me.
I love them so much! ಥ_ಥ
188. Why always thinking about him tonight ?
No, I'm not falling in love right?
Shit!!, stay away from my brain
189. Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest ｡_(-＿-*)
190. I fake sleep when my family members come in my room so they don't talk to me
191. Current Emotion : I need money
192. I dont know how people can fake relationship. I cant even fake hello to somebody I dont like
193. Kid: what's a man?
Dad: a man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you
Kid: when I grow up, I'll be a man like mom
194. Don't fear the enemy who attacks you, but the fake friend who hugs you
195. When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, its normal. But when a boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's Serious
196. Without school, I'll be bored. But with school I'll be tired
197. Using your phone while it's charging can damage the battery - This is why the conds for charger are so short (⌣́_⌣̀)
198. My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry
199. Sometimes you need a second chance, because time wasn't ready for the first one
200. You can fake smile, but you cant fake your feelings
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