301. I'm naturally a fast texter so if it takes me more than 15 minutes to text you back, 95% of the time it's intentional (。´_●)ノ
302. Call me a bitch, call me a whore, call me freak, call me idiot, call me weird, call me Whatever. I've heard it before.
Say that I'm fake, say that I lie, say what you want, it won' t make me cry. Because, I know it's not true, call me all that, so what the fuck does it make you? Ϟ(`﹏´)Ϟ
303. Sometimes a #Pisces won't talk to anyone all day because they don't think anyone will understand what they're thinking.
304. Dear ALLAH, sometimes I dont understand why you made certain things happen to me.But its okay I trust you because You know best
305. The difference between like, love and in love, is the same as the difference between for now, for a while and forever.
306. You may find him interesting, but no, you're not in love
307. I hate how you're born, forced to go to school then get a job and work endless hours like this isn't fair. What if I wanted to be a Panda?? ヾ(´○_*)
308. When I was a kid,I remember I fell asleep on the couch & woke up in the bed,but now I fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the floor
309. I hate it when someone borrow something of mine and never return it ¬_¬
310. My feelings confuse me (๑_๑)
311. Life is like a sugar cane, hard but sweet (♥_♥)
312. I don't need a stable relationship, I need a stable internet connection (¯_¯٥)
313. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday (°ロ°)
314. Parents: "why are you awake so early?"
Me: "who said? I went to sleep"
-__-
315. I don't have a dirty mind. . . I have a sexy imagination
316. Are you mad?
Stay mad, because I don't give a fuck (۳ ˚Д˚)۳
317. Me: *gives relationship advice*
Me: *remains single* ° △ °
318. I don't know what I'm doing with my life but I know I'm doing it wrong ((◦`ںˉ◦
319. Never argue with an idiot !!! (ˇ_ˇ")
320. I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9 in real life
321. My room: messy
My thoughts: messy
My hair: messy
My life: messy consistency -_-322. Music always puts me in a better mood ヘ(^_^ヘ)
323. Without school, its hard to remember what day it is
324. I'm starting to slowly reach that point in life. I'm just so used to everything now. People talking Shit about you. People hating you for no reason. People will hurt you, even though they say they want.
Promises will be broken, even though they promised. People will use you and take advantage of you. People will make you regret, giving them you trust. Truth is, I don't give a fuck anymore . . .
325. That sad moment when a bestfriend becomes a stranger
326. 2010: I'm ugly
2011: I'm ugly
2012: I'm ugly
2013: I'm ugly
2014: I'm ugly
2015: I will be ugly
327. Dear Internet, please stop being awesome. I need to do my homework
328. My parents think I'm bad, but if they saw how half my friends treat their parents, they'd appreciate me more (┎ '_' ┒)
329. My parents believe that I'm the only teenager that is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their phone and is constantly texting (¯¯^¯¯)
330. If I don't text back it's because I replied in my mind but was too lazy to physically reply ƪ(ړײ)ƪ
331. I don't understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit on one spot with my phone all day ┐(´~`)┌
332. "truth or dare?"
"truth!"
"what's your credit card number??" ƪ(٥´▽`٥)ʃ
333. Sometimes it's better to be alone. No one can hurt you that way (┎ '_' ┒)
334. Don't waste your time on revenge. Those who hurt you will eventually face their own karma
335. It's hard to live without regrets when honestly you regret everything you do and every word you speak (* ̄m ̄)
336. I miss all my stupid and crazy high school friends
337. I once had a best friend, that's now a stranger, sad but it's true
338. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years
Dogs run and they live for 15 years
Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years
Lesson learned
339. There's a difference between "lazy" and "I don't want to fucking do that Shit" (¯_¯٥)
340. Music is our world. Our smiles hide secretr. We stay in our room because we are afraid of the real world. We build walls around us to protect us from heartbreak
341. I hate when girls post a selfie and say "ugh, I'm ugly"
Shut the fuck up!!,
if you thought it was ugly you wouldn't have posted it ¬_¬
342. Am I the only one who wakes up then stays in bed for like another hour?
343. I hate it when my mom starts comparing me with another kid (¯¯~¯¯")
344. F is for friends who dont talk to you
U is for your love
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home
345. Life is like a piano. White keys are the happy moments, and black keys are the sad moments. But remember, both keys are played together to give sweet music
346. Teacher: "Solve 128 x 8 + (96 : 4 x 32) + 5 x 90.5 : 2 on the board"
Student: Erases the board.
Problem solved
347. I'm the most stressed out laziest person ever. I don't even know how I do it
348. Using camera filters doesnt make you a photographer
349. If you think my room is a mess you should see my life
350. Sometimes at night I suddenly become award of all the things I'm missing out on right now, and all the people who I'm not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that's kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia
351. "tired" isnt even a temporary state for me anymore its more like a part of my personality at this point
352. I desperately need new clothes and shoes
353. Don't think and don't worry. If the time comes, you will know what to do
354. They've promised that dreams can come true but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams too
355. Sometimes I just want to stay in bed and never get up
356. Our generation gets into relationship just to look cute for the internet
357. Why is Peterpan always flying? He neverlands I love this joke because it never grow old
358. You may not know what is going to happen when you try, but if you do not try nothing will happen
359. I love finding money in my clothes, it's like a gift from me . . . To me!
360. I have so many things to do, but I end up doing nothing at all
361. Me: *sleeps for 4 hours* tired
Me: *sleeps for 8 hours* tired
Me: *sleeps for a month* tired
Me: *sleeps for a year* still tired
362. Remember even though the outside world might be raining, if you keep on smiling the sun will soon show it's face and smile back at you
363. If I have to text you first every single time then we aint gonna text
364. I hate my self but I still think I'm better than everybody else
I hate people but I'd love to be in a relationship
I love food but I'm too lazy to eat
I want money but dont want to get job
Look it's my entire life in a post (´⌣`ʃƪ)
365. I sleep Less, I'm tired
I don't sleep, I'm tired
I sleep more, I'm tired
366. Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated
367. I'm living in my dreams. I thought that I could never feel like this.
I thought that being happy was all a lie, but it isn't. I feel on top of the world, nothing can bring me back down (॓_॔)
368. I can't live a day without music (ಠ_ರೃ)
369. You dont even know how I'm feeling right now
370. My feelings confuse me :')
371. While in the Shower:
2% Wishing
8% Singing
90% Winning Fake Arguments
372. Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made or dark images you hold about yourself. They remember your beauty when you feel ugly, your wholeness when you are broken, your innocence when you feel guilty, and your purpose when you are confused :')
373. I dont understand how some people can look good every single day
374. Relationship are harder now because conversation become texting,Arguments become phone calls and feeling become status updates
375. Every relationship has its problem. But what makes it perfect is if you still want to be together when things go wrong
376. Without humor life is boring
Without courage life is hard
Without love life is hopeless
Without friends life is impossible
377. *looks in the mirror* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
378. Life isn't an iPod to listen to your favorite songs.
It's a radio, adjust yourself to enjoy Whatever comes on it . . .
379. Music always puts me in a better mood
380. Life might be hard now, but life goes on pick up yourself and take the first step to a new direction and a better future
381. Just because this isn't a fairy tale, doesn't mean you can't live happily ever after, right?
382. When I clean my room:
1% Cleaning
29% Complaning
70% Playing with stuff I just found
383. I might not text you first but that doesnt mean I'm not dying to talk to you
384. It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting Those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong ( ̄ー ̄)
385. It doesnt matter who hurt you or broke you down, what matters is who made you smile again
386. A real boyfriend: - calls u for nothing-texts you all the time-wants to see u -gets jealous - is overprotective - loves u
387. "once you've grow up, you can never come back" - PeterPan
388. Retweeting tweet because you're secretly sending someone a message
389. Sooner or later, we will realize the fact that we are just strangers in this world and nothing really stays the same. It helps us accept the fact that we all change and we cannot deny that nothing is permanent
390. I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere in the world. Then I ask myself the same question
391. Me: I'm so lonely
Person: Hey
Me: Leave me alone
392. Dear heart, fall in love when you're ready NOT when you're lonely
393. Stay strong, life is hard but believe that there's always a rainbow after every storm
394. Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
395. "Mom,can I wear a dress?"
"No"
"Mom can I wear makeup?"
"No"
"Mom,can I have a boyfriend?"
"No"
"But mom,I'm 18" "I know Kevin,I know"
396. I'm not anti social, people just annoying
397. Once I get mad at something, I get mad at everything
398. I need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening
399. That annoying moment when a sex scene comes on the movie you're watching your parents
400. My parents dont realize I'm a pretty good kid compared to a lot of teenagers these days
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