202. Girls will wanna talk to you so bad,but wont text you first. They just subtweet and catch on
203. If you expect a guy to text you first every single time, you gonna be one lonely bitter bitch
204. Dear clock in class, why you dont move faster? Sincerely, I wanna go home
205. I hate not getting enough sleep because of school I need more sleep. Sincerely, every student in the world
206. I hate when I try so hard to finish a homework but the teacher doesnt even collect it
207. having a day without homework and test from my teacher = mood booster
208. "ok,i'm gonna study" *3 hours later*
"okay,I'm gonna study now" *minutes later* "I give up" -_-
209. I hate it when I dont raise my hand in class and I get picked up by my teacher to answer the question
210. I wish I could forget you like I forget everything I've studied seconds before an exam
211. In bed are 6:00, i close my eyes for 5 minutes it is 7:45
At school its 11:30 you close your eyes for 5 minutes it is still 11:30
212. Teacher:"turn in ur homework''
Me:''we had homework?''
213. on school days,I've always wanted holiday and when the holiday comes, I sit around and do nothing all day at home
214. my nickname in middle school was "who"
215. I'm tired tired of school, homework, waking up early, I just need some time and areal from school to have more fun and more sleep
216. the moment I really hate when the whole class stares at me when I come back from the bathroom
217. going to school-going home-doing homework-sleep
218. Deleting my school so I can focus on twitter
219. I could be locked in a room with no TV, phone, or internet acces and I'd probably still not do my homework
220. When my hair looks good:
3% at school
7% at home
90% when I'm about to shower
221. WHAT HAPPENS IN AN EXAM: Tik Tock, mind block, pen stop, eye pop, full shock, jaw drop, time up, no luck.
222. Teacher: "you failed the test"
Student: "you failed to educate me"
223. I'm physically, mentally, emotionally tired. I feel like I need a break from life
224. Teachers are Sometimes like an alarm clock. They wont shup up when you're trying to sleep
225. Screaming "NOOOO" when the teacher starts erasing the board when you're not done copying
226. How to do math:
1. Write down question
2. Cry
227. That awkward moment when you not sure wether teacher is looking at you or she's looking at the person behind you
228. That awkward moment when you're late for class and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you killed someone
229. My study period: 20 minutes
My break time: 3 hours
230. That annoying moment when your teacher is helping someone with their work, and their ass is in your face
231. When the teacher writes a bunch of mathematical bullshit on the board and asks if theres any questions
"yeah, what the fuck is that?"
232. I'm the type of person that wants to get good grades, but doesn't want to study
233. That annoying kid in class who constantly reminds the teacher that we had homework
234. Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. School is the jail
235. Annoying person: "you need anger management classes"
Me: "you need shut the fuck up classes"
236. A day without homework is such a miracle
237. I hate how time goes a little too long when I'm in school but a little too short when I'm having fun
238. I dont hate school I just hate the teachers, the homework, the Exams, and waking up in the morning
239. The awkward moment when you see a bunch people from school hanging out at the mall and you're there with your mom
240. If I could remember school work like I remember lyrics, I'd be a genius
241. Me: I actually feel happy with everything right now
Face: here's some acne
School: here's some work
Friends: here's a knife in the back
Parents: here's some added pressure
Emotion: here's some depression
Me: ok
242. *goes back to school after a long break* How do I hold pen?
243. I take my charger EVERYWHERE! School, Library, Beach, Mall, Park, Church, Hospital, Shit! You never know where a socket at
244. Cant we just skip school and get the part where I have an amazing job and travel the world
245. When I go to class, I dont listen. When I listen, I dont learn anything. When I learn something, I forget it in a moment
246. In school: I hate everyone dont talk to me
At home: why dont I have any friends
247. The people from my school really inspire me to kill my self
248. Things I dont understand:
- Why our grades determine how smart we are
- Why some people are coneidered beautiful and others not
- Why people say they love us and then leave
- Why people are mean to each other
- Why people fall in love with their eyes
- War
249. Do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you've stoppee paying attention so you try to focus but then you're focused so hard on trying to focus that you're still not paying attention to what they're saying
250. No motivation to study
No motivation to talk
No motivation to move
No motivation to breathe
No motivation to live
No motivation to anything
251. I'll do my homework in 5 mins, in 10 mins, in 30 mins, in 1 hour. Fuck, I'll just do it Tomorrow
252. I hate when the teacher stands next to my desk while I'm answering my exam
253. No one gives a fuck if you're happy, no one gives a fuck if you're sad. Everyone cares when you die
254. I should do my homework or work out or meet friends or make something, out of my life, instead I am lying here doing nothing
255. Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers
256. I should be studying guess what I'm doing not studying
257. My room + Internet + Connection + Music + Food - Homework = Perfect Day!
258. MY BRAIN:
5% Names
3% Phone Numbers
2% Stuf I should know for school
90% Song lyrics
259. I feel like school isnt even about learning anymore, its about getting good grades
260. I hate teachers who give homework over break like do you not understand what a break is do you want me to demonstrate on your neck
261. Teacher: you failed this class
Me: Yeah, but you ugly too
262. When the class is ended but the teacher keep us in, and I want burn this class instead
263. I love that moment when I realize its still holiday and I still can wake up late
264. It feels good not having to worry about doing homework over break
265. That awkward moment when you know the full lyrics of over 100 songs but cant remember any example of history you studied
266. Me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser
Me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music
267. Its getting to that point in the school year when even copying someone's homework is too much to handle
268. I dead with my personal problems the same why I study for test. . . I dont
269. I get offended when someone asks me a question in class and them they go ask someone else for confirmation like do you not trust word
270. Fun Prank: Stand up in the middle class. Run out of the school. Keep running, do not turn back. Start a new life under a fake name
271. Teacher: do you understand now?
Me: yeah, totally
Teacher: *walks away*
Me: what the fuck did she just say
272. S.C.H.O.O.L = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life
C.L.A.S.S = Come Late And Start Sleeping
F.I.N.A.L.S = Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit
273. Dear Math, go buy a calculator and solve your own problems. I'm a teenager, not a therapist
274. Sleep + Social Life = Bad Grades
Good Grades + Sleep = No Social Life
Good Grades + Social Life = No Sleep
275. "can I copy you homework"
"yeah, but I dont know if its right"
"I dont care"
276. Still waiting for the day that I will actually use . . . . In real life
277. Doing your homework in class right before the teacher checks it
278. I hope I randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like "oh Shit"
279. Why do people cry on the last day of school? You should be crying on the first day of school bitch!
280. I used to care about what people think. But then I realized people are always going to judge. Don't change because you want to fit in. It's not worth it. The best person you can be is yourself
281. "be strong" easy to say, hard to do
- 282. Twitter makes me forget I have text message
283. The sad moment when you realize you only have 1 maybe 2 true friends
284. In the end, people are still going to judge me. I don't care anymore, I'm just gonna live my life my as long as I
◎(￣^￣)
285. 6 THINGS WE SAY IN SCHOOL:
1. I'm tired
2. I'm cold
3. I don't get it
4. I'm hungry
5. What time is it?
6. I want to in home
286. I used to care about what people think. But then I realized people are always going to judge. Don't change because you want to fit it. It's not worth it. The best person you can be is yourself
287. Go the fuck to sleep
288. If you are reading this,
Congrats!, you know how to read! \(´▽`)/
289. One day, I'll be okay, I'll be cool, I'll be successful, I'll reach all my dreams and prove them that I can do what they think I can't \(¯¯▿¯¯\)
290. Me: *doesn't do homework*
Me: *doesn't study*
Me: *daydream in class*
Me: *never ask question*
Me: Why don't I ever understand anything?
291. I hate it when the bell rings for break time and the teacher is still teaching
292. Everytime I would see the word "explain" on a test, a little part of me would die
293. Honestly, I've never see anyone fall because of a banana ( ´(oo)`)
294. I'm the type of person who will miss you to death but won't do anything about it, because I don't want to seem like the desperate me ~ ~ (\ ¯¯o¯¯)/
295. I want to kiss you but I also to light you on fire at the same time
296. I don't regret the things I've done, I regret the things I didn't do when I had the chance ヾ(´・∀・)ﾉ
297. Girls hate texting guys first
298. Love like twitter: You follow someone who doesn't follow you back
299. If you send me one word replies, I assume the conversation is over
300. I think a lot, but I never say much
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